The Humorous Guide to Dating In New York

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Just walk away...

Pick-up lines that just won't do...Part 1

  • "Are you in an all girl rock band?"
  • "You look really good in yellow" as he passes you by at a bar...and that's all he says
  • "Do you like minivans?" (I am really attracted to guys that drive the same kind of car as my mom...sexy start)
  • "Are you looking for a boyfriend or a personal jester?" (online, in reference to the fact that I wrote that I'm looking for a funny guy in my dating profile)
  • "Are you Jewish? Let me guess your last name."
  • "Ahoy!" (I wish I didn't have a personal experience to go along with this one)
  • "I am perfect. Date me or die!" (A tad too threatening for me.)
  • "Hey girl, hey." I have enough gay friends...I don't need a gay boyfriend.
  • "I'll give you $50 bucks if you go out with me" Gotta love that confidence.
  • "Fascinating lip color."

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